HELP!

My father has taken my mother hostage! I'm sure this must have been done against her will. She would never just up and leave for no reason. There have been a few random phone calls with demands such as "can you pull this movie time up" or "could you check something on Kelly blue book". There is a distinct possibly they may be fleeing on some sort of water craft as I believe they are trying to purchase a LARGE vehicle! If you see a man and women arguing over the price of cheese please call me!!!!!!!!! I'm pretty sure that will be them. As a side note please do not worry as I believe they are harmless if fed an abundant amount of movie popcorn every few days.

Thank you